I have been sitting with this for a couple of weeks now, watching it run, watching men move through it, watching the numbers do exactly what I designed them to do – and I have to say, I am very pleased with myself. The Smyth Fund has a private client portal. It is live at https://SmythFund.app/, and I built it because I wanted it, because the old way of doing things was scattered and beneath the operation I intend to run, and because – if I am being honest, which I always am – I find the idea of having you inside a system I constructed specifically to cost and condition you genuinely, wickedly exciting.
Let me tell you what it does to you.
The moment your account opens, your payment history is right there – every qualifying Throne contribution documented with its date, its amount, its category. Your all-time total. This month. Your average transaction value. And here is the part I find most satisfying to think about: I can see all of it. Not a summary. Not an approximation. The full picture of your financial behaviour, sitting in a shared record that we both have access to whenever I choose to look. I don’t know about you, but I find that enormously pleasing. There is something about watching a man’s pattern emerge across weeks and months – the rhythm of what he considers normal, the moments where something tipped and he sent more than usual, the telling gaps – that is considerably more interesting than any single payment. The average tells me who you are. The total tells me how long you have been admitting it. And knowing that you know I can see it – that your history is not disappearing into silence but sitting in a document – well. That does something to you, doesn’t it. Something you probably shouldn’t admit out loud.
Before the training programme opens, there is an intake assessment. Six questions. I want you to answer them honestly, not because I am asking nicely, but because refusing costs you and I find the idea of penalising a man for dishonesty at the very entrance to the system rather delicious. Your answers are logged permanently. They inform how I direct you. The assessment is not a formality – it is the beginning of a record about you that this system will keep building for as long as you are inside it.
The training itself moves in stages, and the stages do not negotiate. Human Wallet Training comes first – six chapters of progressive financial conditioning that I am genuinely proud of, because they work. Not in a theoretical sense. In the sense that men emerge from them behaving differently – more automatic, less deliberate, the space between the urge and the send having narrowed in a way they did not fully anticipate when they began. Advanced Wallet Training unlocks after the first programme is complete. Not before. Not almost complete. Complete. And then, for those who finish both, Orgasm Denial Training is available as additional conditioning – and I will leave you to sit with the particular quality of a man who has worked his way through the entire core programme and arrives at the option of additional conditioning and thinks: yes, I think I would like more. I find those men very interesting.
Now. The tools. I am extremely pleased with the tools.
Every qualifying payment you make to The Smyth Fund via Throne earns you tokens – and tokens are what the games run on. The more you send, the more you accumulate. There is a random element to how many you earn, which I find appropriate, because men who try to calculate their way through this system rather than simply send correctly tend to find the unpredictability quietly maddening. Good.
The Fund Finder wheel takes those tokens and spends them to tell you which of my Throne funds you are sending to next and how much. Not you. It. The wheel decides. You spin and you comply, in that order, with the outcome determined entirely by something other than your own calculations about what feels manageable this week. I enjoy this one enormously – the removal of your discretion from the process is so clean, so simple, and men find it so much harder than they expect. Card Draw deals you three face-down cards. You can see one. You can pay its levy, or you can spend more tokens to see another before you decide. And more again for the third. By the time you have seen all three, you have spent considerably on the looking alone, before a single pound has moved anywhere. That structure was completely intentional and I am very amused by it every time I think about it. The hesitation costs you. The indecision costs you. The simple act of needing to see your options before you commit – something I find it efficient to penalise directly – costs you. You are welcome.
The Lines Task is my favourite. I will say that plainly. It is a compliance typing terminal – fifty lines, exact accuracy required, with immediate cash penalties applied every time you make a mistake. Not deferred. Not accumulated. The moment your fingers move incorrectly, it costs you. I want you to really picture yourself sitting there, typing what you were given, holding your concentration against the knowledge that any slip is immediately expensive, and tell me that does not produce something in the body. Because I think it does. I think that specific combination – the demand for precision, the real-time financial punishment for failing it, the sustained attention required to get through all fifty lines without bleeding money at every stumble – is one of the more satisfying things I have designed in a long time. Some men find the tokens returned at milestones a comfort. I find men’s relationship to small mercies very charming.
There is a service called Investment Wanking. I named it that deliberately, because precision matters and because I find the combination of those two words – the financial and the physical collapsed into a single, slightly humiliating compound – does something useful to a man before he has even clicked through to read the terms. It costs tokens to begin, payment to unlock each stage, and fifty pounds for permission to finish at the final phase. Abandoning it early costs tokens you will not get back. The session does not accommodate hesitation. I am not going to explain more than that here, because I think the specific texture of what that involves is something a man should discover inside the system rather than read about in advance, and because I am – I will admit – rather enjoying the thought of men arriving at that final phase and having the structure of the thing make the decision for them.
Debt contracts can be assigned to your account by me. I set the balance. Your payments reduce it. Falling behind is noted. The contract sits open until it is cleared and does not care about your circumstances, your month, your reasonable financial concerns. Payment goals set a recurring contribution target and track your progress against each period. What I love about the obligations system – and I do love it – is what it does to the space between payments. A man inside a debt contract does not send and then return to ordinary life until the next time the pull becomes irresistible. He lives inside the obligation continuously. He feels it on a Wednesday morning at his desk when nothing has been asked of him and nothing has been said. The contract is there. The balance is there. And so is the knowledge that I can reach into it whenever I like – adjust the figure, add a clause, impose something new for reasons I will not necessarily explain – because the terms permit it and he agreed to those terms because that specific possibility was precisely what he wanted. I find that genuinely beautiful.
Membership costs five pounds via Throne to open and the same to keep active every thirty days. Access is limited to those who have already sent. The system is closed and it is closed deliberately, because I built it for clients and I mean that word precisely.
I am wickedly pleased with this. You should come and see what it does to you.
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